Lord of the Potter

Lord of the Potter


♪♪>>HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY HARRY DEAR. NOW, FINISH YOUR BUTTER BEER. I’LL GO PURCHASE THE BOOKS YOU NEED FOR FIRST YEARS.>>THANK YOU MRS.WEASLEY.>>MHM.>>UH, QUICK QUESTION BEFORE YOU GO->>YES HARRY DEAR.>>DO YOU KNOW WHEN I’LL GET TO MEET THE HEADMASTER? YOU KNOW, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE?>>SOON ENOUGH, HARRY DEAR. SOON ENOUGH. [GIGGLES] >>I SAY, THE PRANCING PONY HAS GONE DOWN HILL.>>CAN I HELP YOU SIR?>>I DOUBT IT. I’M LOOKING FOR A VERY SHORT PERSON WHO LIVES WITH HIS UNCLE AND CARRIES A GREAT BURDEN.>>IS THIS GREAT BURDEN THE RESULT OF A DARK LORD?>>A DARK LORD WHO ONCE HAD EXTREME POWER BUT LOST IT ALL?>>AND CURRENTLY RESIDES IN SPIRIT FORM UNTIL HE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK?>>[GASPS] IT’S YOU!>>IT’S YOU! IT’S AN HONOR, SIR.>>WAIT! I HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN. DESCRIBE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO ME.>>SHAGGY RED HAIR, LIVES IN A BOROUGH, AND WHAT HE LACKS INTELLIGENCE HE MAKES UP FOR IN LOYALTY.>>THAT’S THE ONE! [LAUGHS] NOW, GETTING BACK TO THE UH, YOU KNOW WHAT->>OH YEAH.>>IS IT SECRET? IS IT SAFE?>>UH, NOT REALLY. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT.>>FOOL OF A TOOK! YOU MUST DESTROY IT!>>HOW? I’VE TRIED EVERYTHING; NEUTROGENA, PROACTIV, DOVE MOISTURIZER.>>MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE STRONGER.>>OH NO, IT’S HIM.>>WHO?>>THAT MAN WITH THE LONG BLONDE HAIR WHO THINKS HE’S BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. I THINK HIS NAME IS LUCIUS.>>ACTUALLY IT’S PRONOUNCED LEGOLAS, BUT YOU’RE RIGHT. HE’S VERY PRETENTIOUS.>>YES, AND HE’S OBSESSED WITH BLOOD.>>I KNOW! YESTERDAY HE WAS LIKE, “A RED SUNRISE IS BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED” AND I WAS LIKE, “CUT THE RIDDLES MAN, JUST SAY PEOPLE DIED HERE.”>>WHERE ARE YOU SIR?DOBBY WANTS TO GIVE YOUANOTHER GLASS OF BUTTER BEER.>>OH, I’M SORRY SIR. IT’S THAT TORTURED AND SYMPATHETIC BALD CREATURE WHO’S BOTH A HELP AND A HINDRANCE TO ME.>>DOES HE SPEAK ENTIRELY IN THE THIRD PERSON?>>BAD DOBBY!VERY BAD DOBBY![GLASS BREAKS]>>EXACTLY. HE’S A LITTLE BIT OBSESSED WITH ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M A PRETTY WELL KNOWN WIZARD.>>[GIGGLES] YOU’RE A WHAT? HEY, LOOK EVERYONE; IT’S FRODO THE GREY! [LAUGHS] OH, THAT IS HILARIOUS.>>BUT AN EIGHT-FOOT TALL GIANT NAMED HAGRID TOLD ME I WAS.>>HAVE YOU BEEN EATING FARMER BROWN’S MUSHROOMS AGAIN?>>NO, SIR. I- I JUST- OH NO SIR, IT’S ONE OF THEM. CAST A PATRONUS!>>YES, ONE OF THE NINE. THEY ARE DRAWN TO IT AND THEY WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY->>KISS ME, YES, I KNOW SIR. THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH KISSING.>>SO YOU HAVE BEEN EATING THOSE MUSHROOMS. OH! GOOD HEAVENS THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH KISSING. BUY ME DINNER FIRST YOU DRAGON RIDING NAZGUL FREAK! [YELLS] >>THAT WAS BRILLIANT DUMBLEDORE!>>DUMBLEDORE?>>PEEK-A-BOO!>>[GASPS] >>WHY GANDALF! YOU LOOK CONFUSED.>>UH, NO HE’S NOT. I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN WE’RE ON THE SAME PAGE.>>ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. I WILL DESCRIBE SOMEONE AND YOU TELL ME WHO YOU THINK IT IS.>>ALL RIGHT.>>OKAY.>>SKINNY, LONGHAIRED, THREATENING PERSON WHO ENDS UP BEING GOOD.>>ARAGORN.>>SNAPE.>>MISCHIEVOUS COMIC RELIEF DUO ALWAYS PLAYING WITH FIREWORKS.>>MARY AND PIPPIN.>>FRED AND GEORGE.>>GIANT SPIDER.>>SHELOB.>>ARAGOG.>>CRAZY, SHORT, BROWN-HAIRED PERSON ALWAYS TRYING TO PROVE TO EVERYONE HOW GREAT THEY ARE.>>GIMLI.>>HERMIONE.>>EVIL, POWER HUNGRY, ASSISTANT.>>WORM- >>-TONGUE.>>-TAIL.>>WHAT? YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A DIFFERENT BAD GUY WITH WORM IN HIS NAME? [SCREAMS] [GLASS HATTERS]>>WHOA!>>OY! YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MATE?>>[MUMBLING] >>[EAGLE CALL]>>THAT’S MY CUE TO LEAVE.>>YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF EVERYTHING THAT WAY, GANDALF!>>THIS IS THE WEIRDESTLOOKING EAGLE I’VE EVER SEEN.>>IT’S A HIPPOGRIFF.>>DANG IT!>>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STUDIO C. COMMENT BELOW ON ANY OTHER SIMILARITIES YOU SEE BETWEEN HARRY POTTER AND LORD OF THE RINGS. FOR EXAMPLE, LUNA LOVEGOOD IS BASICALLY GALADRIEL AND MRS. UMBRIDGE IS BASICALLY THE BALROG.

100 thoughts on “Lord of the Potter”

  1. J.k rowlings: can i copy your homework
    J.J.R Tolkien :sure but change it so it wont look like its copied
    J.K rowlings: ok

  2. The few minutes I read of HP proved it was just redux of LOTR and a few other stories. Tho' I must say she did make a killing on it.

  3. Dumbledore: Someone that always gets picked on, but is considered a hero in the end
    Gandalf: Pippin
    Harry: Neville

    Dumbledore: Someone you think you can trust, but later turns out to be evil
    Gandalf: Saruman
    Harry: Mad-Eye Moody in Goblet of Fire

  4. Lord of the Potter and the Fellowship of the Philosopher's Stone

    Lord of the Potter and the Two Chambers of Secret

    Lord of the Potter and the Return of the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Lord of the Potter and Hobbit of Fire

    Lord of the Potter and the Unexpected Journey of the Phoenix

    Lord of the Potter and the Battle of the Five Halfblood Prince

    (RIP Gandalf and Dumbledore)

    Lord of the Potter and the Desolation of the Deathly Hallows 1

    Lord of the Potter and the Desolation of the Deathly Hallows 2

    Written by: J.R.R. Rowling

  5. 2 step tutorial to getting a popular comment:

    Step 1: Quote any line from the video.

    Step 2: Write "I'm dead" underneath it.

  6. Fair haired gentleman who has a rivalry with the other skinny, long haired man who’s mind was tortured and twisted but is ultimately good in the end and dies a hero.

    “Boromir”
    “Sirius Black”

  7. Small ornamental jewelry with the dark lord's soul inside it?
    "The one to rule them all, the golden- "
    "Marvolo Gaunt's- "
    "-ring!"

    "Hi, I'd like a protagonist. White teenage male, doesn't know his parents, he's a 'chosen one,' good at flying, super whiny, has a wise old man as a mentor." -Teddy's Story Joint

  8. Harry almost drowned from mermaids.
    Frodo almost drowned from following the lights of the undead.
    Harry's scare burns from being wounded by a dark spell.
    Frodo's wound hurts from being stabbed by a morgul blade.
    So many more….

  9. So, what you're saying is… J.K. Rowling basically repackaged LOTR (which preceded Harry Potter by decades) into a contemporary schoolkid setting – kind of like a lot of stories got repackaged into contemporary schoolkid anime – and got filthy rich off of it.

    Sounds about right.
    (Also explains Percy Jackson…)

  10. Funny thing is that people think that both Elijah and Daniel look alike doesn't help that they are also short men too…haha

  11. I just realized harry potter is like a really weird lord of the rings fanfiction, where the author ships Frodo(Harry) x dementor

  12. Gandalf: Oh no! It's one of the nine! They will not rest until they-
    Harry potter: kiss me, yes I know, they are obsessed with kissing.
    Gandalf: ( gives Harry the look)
    Gandalf: so you HAVE been eating those mushrooms.

  13. Dark lords come back through things they cast themselves upon in the process of being killed; Voldemort horcruxes, Sauron's ring (and away from those, the golden mirror in The Huntsman: Winter War), and all can only die only if these things are destroyed

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