Lord of the Twilight Slavic Frogs

Lord of the Twilight Slavic Frogs


This Summer… From Director Michael Bay Comes the only film. Darker than the one black actor we cast in this movie Sadder than when you lost your goldfish at age seven Lonelier than you every Valentine’s Day Sony Animations presents to you “You’re impossibly fast.” The best film since Jack and Jill “and strong” …? “Your skin is pale white and ice cold” Why does James Corden still have a job? No seriously “Your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like like you’re from a different time” Just a few more cutscenes and we’ll finally give you the title of this move Almost there… Keep going “You never eat or drink anything. You don’t go out in the sunlight.” Just kidding The best movie I’ve ever seen. “I know what you are.” “Say it.” Swoop swoop goes the net… Swoop swoop goes the net… Swoop again. Swoop again. And swoop thrice more It’s finally time for the punchline Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here! They will find you… I don’t know what they’ll do then… but probably something bad Bleh bleh bleh Lord of the Starlight Slavic Frogs

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