SOLDIER: Uberchain, This is a gift for a TRUE patriot. Somebody who is not afraid to LOOK upon a bald eagle CLUTCHING a hot dog in-between its claws while it SHOOTS fireworks out of its ASS like a TRUE patriotic symbol of – uh… ..uhhhh…PATRI-ISM! [turns around] Roll it, boys! God bless America, land of hot dogs! And above all… A true patriotic country!