The Big Lebowski – Nobody F’s With Jesus Scene (5/12) | Movieclips

The Big Lebowski – Nobody F’s With Jesus Scene (5/12) | Movieclips

It’s all goddamn
fake, man. It’s like lenin said. You look for the person
who will benefit, And, uh, uh,
you know…I am the walrus?You know,
you’ll, uh, uh… You know what
I’m trying to say.I am the walrus.That fuckin’ bitch! Oh, yeah.I am the walrus.Shut the fuck up,
donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir
ilyich ulyanov! What the fuck
is he talking about? Fucking exactly
what happened. That makes me
fucking sick. What do you care,
walter? Those rich fucks. This whole
fuckin’ thing. I did not watch
my buddies die Facedown in the mud So that this
fucking strumpet, This fucking whore– I don’t see any connection
to vietnam, man. Well, there’s
a literal connection. No, walter, face it,
there isn’t any connection. Your roll. Have it your way,
but my point is– Your roll. Your roll.
My point is– Quintana: Are you ready
to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way
into the semis.Dios mio,man. Liam and me, we’re
gonna fuck you up. Yeah? Well…You know,
that’s just like, uh… Your opinion, man. Let me tell you
something,pendejo,You pull any
crazy shit with us, You flash a piece out
on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass And pull
the fuckin’ trigger Till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks
with the jesus. 8-year-olds, dude. [bowling ball hits pins
on cassette] [hit, people cheer]

100 thoughts on “The Big Lebowski – Nobody F’s With Jesus Scene (5/12) | Movieclips”

  1. One of the many things I like is Jesus' bowling partner. He just seems like a normal, everyday kind of guy, yet he's bowling partner to this outrageous person. He's completely nonchalant throughout the whole thing; as though it's all just a normal. I can't stop wondering how these two guys met and somehow became bowling partners…

  2. Technically 1911’s like walter’s hold open on the last round so they don’t go click when empty but we get the idea

  3. I see you rolled way into the semis…Let me tell you something, Pan-dee-ho…you flash a piece out on the lanes…CLICK CLICK…MOVIE GOLD..!!!

  4. I watched this movie like 50 times !!! Every fucken sentence is a masterpiece !!!!! I can watch 50 more times and still laugh as if it is the first !!!!!!!!

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